If you drink, then text, you’re bloody confusing

Think… before you drink… before you text… or else you’ll end up confusing your mates. And while legends don’t let their mates drive drunk… good drunk mates don’t send drunken, non-sensical text messages to legends. Or things get really bloody confusing, really bloody fast. The same applies if it’s an old flame that you’re drunk texting. Don’t be bloody confusing… and you won’t wake up feeling like a bloody idiot in the morning.

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