Artwork by Deep-fried Kiwi

Cuppa haka (kapa haka)

Get in the mood for a Kapa Haka with a cuppa coffee in a Cuppa Haka mug

Tuatara-ZILLA is the voice of all NZers roaring at the greedy government and Auckland council

'Kea-ora' is a tongue-in-beak rip-off of the classic Maori greeting 'Kia-ora'

A common catch-phrase amongst New Zealand's cutest native birds

ta moko mostache

'Ta moko ta mostache' encourages us to appreciate our cultural differences as well as our similarities

NZ's native bush is stunning. Some Kiwi blokes say the same thing about their lady's native bush too.

Love (heart) music is for music lovers at heart

A mash-up of gaming and music

Rock music + New Zealand tiki = Rock on Aotearoa!

New Zealand has some outstanding cultural icons and symbols, such as the tiki.

Skull and crossbones tiki celebrates the 'pirates' who fight to safeguard the freedoms of all NZers

For all the girls who have taken the tongs, pushed aside their partners and sparked up the barbie!

Think… before you drink… before you text… or else you'll bloody well end up confusing your mates.

This tiki skull suggests the fierce warrior spirit lives beyond the grave. Embellished with Maori patterns and coastal themes.

Pakoko is a Maori word for a sudden noise like BOOM! or POW!

The male Maori tiki got it on with the queen buzzy bee. Buzzy bee tiki is the awesome result.

There's only one way to do the haka ... like a boss.

Aroha (love) comes in many flavours. So do people. Enjoy the full range of aroha and people in your life.

Come and hug a Kiwi people! It’s free. It’s friendly. And it’s a damn good way to meet a damn fine person.

Awesome enough to remember the C90? Hip enough to keep step with gen 'i' on the d-floor? Then grab a C90 Pod.

No coffee means no caffeine. No caffeine means no-nice. People don't like you when you're decaffeinated.

Coffee lovers do it better, faster, stronger, smarter. Coffee is high performance in a cup.

A burnout champion runs circles around the competition. Over and over again.

We say things a little differently down in NZ. Yeah, nah, heaps differently. We love fancy words too. Yeah, right!

One, two, skip a few... ninety nine, a Whanau!

The number one reason Aotearoa rocks, is because the people rock. And that’s Kiwi’s like you. Rock on Aotearoa.

The number one reason Aotearoa rocks, is because the people rock. And that’s Kiwi’s like you. Rock on Aotearoa.

Aroha (love) comes in many flavours. So do people. Enjoy the full range of aroha and people in your life.

Part Kiwi. Part Kangaroo. Grab the artwork if you're a Kiwangaroo too!

Get your geek on and enjoy your body of code. Just like French... HTML and C++ add 'je ne sais quoi' to your sex appeal.

When Simon says “dance” people dance. When Simon said “Show me some love,” we knew Simon was on to something...

Wherever you adventure, home (wharenui) is just a click away...

Beer is best served with ice, food and unconditional mates around... and that's why Kiwi blokes like beer best.

Summer is a time to love and a time for lovin’ – when all the greatest memories are born.

Just like our national bird, the Kiwi, many NZers are at their liveliest well after dark has set in. It's nocturnal instinct, baby!

1 in 10 guys sees farting as a genuine talent. While recycling plastic is good, recycling farts via your nose sucks arse.